Ants
Q: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because his uncles were ants.
April
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Addition Riddle
Q: When can you add 2 to ll and get 1?
A: When you’re talking about time. If you add two hours to 11 o’clock, you get one o’clock.
Adding Grapes
Tommy: Dad, what are four grapes and three grapes?
Dad: Don’t you know simple arithmetic? Haven’t you done a problem like that before?
Tommy: No, Dad, we always use bananas at school.
Submitted by Matthew, 11
Adam’s Words
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve
Alphabet
Q: What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
A: It has NO EL
Astronaut’s Disease
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile-Toe
Animal Mixing
Q: What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a polar bear?
A: A brrr-grrr! (burger)
Alphabets
Q: What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
A: It has NO EL
