Astronaut’s problems
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile-Toe
Animal Food
Q: What animal makes the most of its food?
A: The giraffe. It makes a little go a long way.
Actors Luck
Q: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?
A: It was just a stage he was going through.
Animal Tales
Q: What do you call a 1-eyed dinosaur?
A: doyouthinkhesawus
Q: What did the pig say when it got too hot?
A: I'm bacon
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A: A re-tail store!
Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!
Animal Joke
Q: Why can`t you play jokes on snakes?
A: Because you can`t pull their legs.
Astronauts
Q: What did the astronauts say about the eight-legged aliens?
A: Don't worry, they're armless!!
