Basketball
Q: Why is basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because the players dribble all over the court!
Book Titles:
The Artic Ocean by I.C. Waters
The World’s Biggest Problem by Major Setback
Bikes
Q: Why won’t bikes stand by
themselves?
A: They are two tired.
Bad Classes
Teacher: I’m thinking of taking my class to the zoo tomorrow.
Principal: Certainly not! If the zoo wants them, they can come and collect them.
Blizzard & Polar Bears
Q: What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a polar bear?
A: A brrr-grrr! (burger)
Buying Animals
Man: How much do you sell your elephants for?
Animal Trainer: "Fifty cents."
Man: Wow! That's cheap. Fifty cents per elephant."
Animal Trainer: "No, fifty cents per pound."
Books to Read
Finding a Pen Pal by Miles Apart
Coping with Exams by Gladys Over
When Does School End by Wendy Bellgoes
Getting into Trouble by Kermit Crimes
Bananas at the Beach
Q: What did one banana say to the other when they got back from the beach?
A: "I’m peeling."
Submitted by Misty, 12
