Colours
Q: What is the loudest color?
A: YELLow!
Cows
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: A laughing stock.
Clowns
Why do clowns perform shows in prison?
They always end up with a captive audience.
Chicken feathers
Q: What side of a chicken has more feathers?
A: The outside of course.
Calculators
Young Boy: “Would you like to buy a pocket calculator, sir?”
Adult: “No, thanks, I know how many pockets I’ve got.
Cooking Astronaut
Q: What did the astronaut see cooking on the stove?
A: An unidentified frying object
Submitted by Lara-May, 9
Cyclops
Q: Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?
A: He only had one pupil!
Christmas Up and Down
Q: What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down'?
A: Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
CD Players
Q: What is a CD player’s favourite dance?
A: Disc-o.
Submitted by Ezer, 9
Colds
Q: How do you prevent a summer
cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!
