Cold veggies, anyone?
Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat! It’s freezing!
Colds
Q: How do prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter.
Cornfields
Q: Why should you never lie in a cornfield?
A: Because the corn have ears.
Submitted by Daniel
Candy
Q: What kind of candy do kids like best at school?
A: Recess Pieces.
Submitted By Joshua, 12
Colds
Q: Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
A: Heat; you can catch a cold!
Cleaning
Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
A: It’s true … Comet cleans sinks
Cows Eating
Q: What do you get when a cow cuts the grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
Submitted by Jason, 8
Cat Knock, Knock Jokes
Cat 1: Knock, Knock
Cat 2: Who’s there?
Cat 1: Eaton.
Cat 2: Eaton who?
Cat 1: Eaton out of the garbage again.
