Definitions
Inkling: A very small pen
Kinship: The family’s boat
Holy: What my old socks are
Handicap: Useful headgear.
Definition
Flea Market--Where dogs go to get their next infestation.
Hogwash--Pig’s laundry day.
Dentist and Tooth
“I went to the dentist this morning.”
Does your tooth still hurt?”
I don’t know—the dentist kept it.”
Dentist
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you’re standing on my foot.
Definitions by Grade 6 Children,
"Planet: A body of earth surrounded
by sky."
"Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone
bloodshot."
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
"For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops."
Diving
Q: What happened to the man who took a 100-foot dive into a glass of rootbeer?
A: He was fine. It was a soft drink.
Submitted, Michelle, 10
Drying
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel!
