Dogs to class
Child: Teacher, I’d like to bring my five dogs to school.
Teacher: But what about the noise and mess?
Child: Oh, they won’t mind.
December
Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A: The letter “D”
Dog Bites
A man meets a boy and a dog.
“Does your dog bite?” asks the man.
“No,” the boy replied.
The dog bites the man and he complains, “I thought you said you said that your dog doesn’t bite.”
The boy replies, “That’s not my dog!”
Doctor Joke
Doc: Mrs. Smith, you have acute appendicitis.Mrs. Smith: I came here to treated, not admired, Doctor!
Delicious Homework
Q: Why did the girl eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Submitted by Wilbur the Clown
Doctor Visit
Doctor: “Did you drink your tea after your bath?”
Patient: ”No, I was too full after drinking the bath!”
Submitted by Leah
Dressing
Q: Why was the lobster embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Submitted by Melanie
Delicious Homework
Q: Why did the girl eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
