Egg Riddle
Q: What is correct? Yolks of eggs are white, or yolks of egg is white?
A: Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.
Eating Chocolate
Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
A: "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Easter
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?A: In the dictionary.
Eggs
Q: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
A: Drop it from 7 feet. The first 6 feet the egg will not break.
Elephants & Time
Q: What do you get when an elephant sits on your watch?
A: broken time
Elephants & Fish
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A: Swimming Trunks.
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Educated Birds
Q: What kind of bird knows how to write?
A: A “Pen-guin!”
Elephants & Computers
Q: Why can't elephants play on computers?
A: They are afraid of the mouse.
Elephants and Dogs
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
