Field trips
A school went on a field trip to the National Historical Museum in London. “How was it?”asked Jimmy’s mother when he returned home.
“It was the worst zoo I’ve ever been to.” He replied. 𠇊ll the animals were dead.”
Field trip
Wendy: That cow over there is a petty shade of brown. Miss White.
Teacher: Yes Wendy, It’s a Jersey.
Wendy: Really? I didn’t know cows wore jerseys…..
Fixing the Roof
Tim: “Mother, you’d better come out. I’ve just knocked over the ladder at the side of the house.”
Mother: “I’m busy—run and tell your father”
Tim: “He already knows. He’s hanging from the roof.”
Flowers
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!
Flowers and A
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Fleas
Two fleas were leaving the movie
theater and one said to the other:
&#Shall we walk or take a dog?”
Football Field
Q: How many feet are there in a football field?
A: It depends on how many people are standing in it!
Frosty
Q: Where does Frosty the Snowman
keep his money?
A: In a Snow Bank
Frogs Parked
Q: What happens to illegally parked frogs?
A: They get toad away.
