Fast Driving
“Why were you driving so fast?” said the policeman to the speeding motorist.
Well, my brakes are no good, and I wanted to get home before I had an accident.”
Father & Son
FATHER: Don’t go into the water right after lunch. It’s dangerous to swim on a full stomach.
SON: That’s all right, Dad, I’ll swim on my back.
Fear of Santa
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
A: Claustrophobics
Football Team
Q: Why was the football team in the phone booth?
A: It wanted its quarter-back.
Submitted by Amanda, 13
Frosty
Q: What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff?
A: He gets snowflakes
Flies
Q: What did the fly say to the flypaper?
A: "I'm stuck on you."
Farmer & Son
John: My son left the farm. Now he polishes shoes in the city.
Susan: Oh, you make hay while the son shines
Figure out the difference
Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!
Fruit Jokes
Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: A pair of slippers!!
Submitted by Rhett, 6
