Growing up
Q: What grows down when it grows up?
A: A goose.
Grapes
Q: What did the grape say when
someone sat on it?
A: I am going to wine
Submitted by Lara-May, 9
Going Bald
Q: Why did the bald guy paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they look like hares!
Gone to the Dogs
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Gone to the Dogs
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than his bite!
Gone to the birds
Q: Why do the birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's to far too walk!
Submitted by Katherine, 9
Goats
Q: Why is it hard to talk with a goat around?
A: Because he always butts in.
Submitted by Ryan, 9
Good old king
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.
Grape Questions
Q: What’s the biggest structure made out of grapes?
A: The “grape” wall of China.
Q: What do you call a bunch of grapes just squished by a truck?
A: Grape juice!
submitted by Kevin
