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Lunchtime
Gina: The toughest kid in school threatened to hit me if I didn’t give him my lunch.
Sabrina: That’s awful.
Gina: You don’t know my mother’s cooking. He offered to do my homework if I took it back.

Letter T
Teacher asks her class,

“Does anybody know what starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?”
Little Benji puts up his hand and says, “A teapot, miss.”

Lamps
Q: What does a lamp say when it's happy?
A: "I'm shining with joy!!!!