Motorcyclist
Q: How can you tell a happy motorcyclist?
A: By counting the number of bugs in his teeth.
Math problems
Teacher: “If I divided a piece of beef into four pieces, what would I get:”
Student: “Quarters”
Teacher: “Right. Now if I cut the quarters again into halves what would I get?”
Student: 𠇎ighths.”
Teacher: “Right. Now if I divided those 8 pieces into 8 more pieces what would I have?”
Student: “Hamburger.”
Months
Q: What month has 28 days?
A: All of them.
Monkeys
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers!
Months of the year
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!
Moon
Q: What is the moon worth?
A: $1.00 -- The moon has four quarters.
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Month of December
Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A: The letter “D”
