"M"

Mother and Son
Mother: Bobby, have you given the goldfish fresh water today?
Bobby: No, they haven’t finished what I gave them yesterday.

Money
Q: Why do people change dollars into coins?
A: It makes "cents"!
Submitted by Stacey, 9

Musical Lessons
"My Brother has been playing the guitar for ten years now."

More Eggs
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on a roof of a barn?
A: An egg roll

Mom's Definitions

MILK--
A healthful beverage which kids will gladly drink once it's turned into junk food by the addition of sugar and cocoa

MUSH--
1. What a kid loves to do with a plateful of food.
2. The main element of Mom's favourite movies.

Money
Q: Where can you always find money?
A: In the dictionary.

Messy Trees
Q: Why was the tree drooling?
A: It was a dogwood.

Mixing it up
Q: What country do you stir?
A: Mix-ico.