NICE DOGGY
One day a mail carrier was greeted by a boy and a huge dog. The mail carrier said to the boy, "does your dog bite?" "No," replied the boy. Just then the huge dog bit the mail carrier. The man yelled, "I thought your dog doesn't bite!" "He doesn't," replied the boy, "that's not my dog!"
Names
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels
Not too Long
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short.
Not the smartest fish
Q: Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?
A: Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside!
Nature
Q: Why is a tree surgeon like an actor?
A: `Cos he`s always taking boughs.
Nice car
Q: What would happen if everyone in the country bought a pink car?
A: We would have a pink carnation (car nation)
Night Question
Q: Why did the moon refuse to eat?
A: Because it was full.
Submitted by Wilbur the Clown
