Ocean floors
Q: What kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
A: Dry ones.
Orange Juice
Q: Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
A: Because the label said concentrate!
Oceans
Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: You would too if you had clams on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
Submitted by Ben
Once there was...
a duck, a deer, and a skunk. They all walked into a restaurant. They ate their dinner, but the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it on the duck's bill.
Submitted by David, 12
Oceans
Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Opening Doors
Q: How do you open doors with animals?
A: You open them with monkeys & donkeys
Submitted by Joy
