Pigs
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a pig a
secret?
A: Because pigs are squealers!
PTA meetings
One child was so bad, his parents went to PTA meetings under an assumed name.
Plants
Doug: “What do you think happened to the plant in our math class?
Sue: “I don’t know”
Doug: “It grew square roots.”
Piano Tuners
Piano Tuner: “Ï’ve come to tune your paino”
Lady: “But we didn’t send for you.”
Piano Tuner: “No,But your neighbours did”
Keep smiling—it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.
Painting
Frank: Did you hear about the artist with a poor memory?
Stephanie: No.
Frank: He kept drawing a blank.
Professions:
Did you hear about the geography teach who mapped out his career? Or the archaeology teacher whose job was in ruins?
Pigs
Q: What did the pig say when it got too hot?
A: "I’m bacon."
Submitted by Kirstie and Kristin, both 11
