Potato Patches
Q: Why should you never kiss in a potato patch?
A: Because potatoes have eyes
Submitted by Daniel
Pigs
Q: What did the pig say when it got too hot?
A: "I’m bacon."
Submitted by Kirstie and Kristin
Picnic
Joe: This is a good place for a picnic.
Jane: How do you know?
Joe: All these flies and ants must know what they're doing!
Presents
Q: What is your favourite type of present?
A: Another present!
Poor Dogs
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
PLAY BALL!
Q: What is the easiest way to throw a ball and have it stop and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
A: Throw the ball straight up.
Pretty Ducky
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck!
Pilots
Q: What is a pilot's favourite bug?
A: A fly
