Reindeers
Q: How do you know if there is a reindeer in your refrigerator?
A: By the hood prints in the butter
Robbers
Q: Why did the robber break into the pizza parlour?
A: To steal all the dough.
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Running Elephants
Q: If you were alone in the jungle, and an elephant charged you, what would you do?
A: Pay him.
Refrigerators
Refrigerators never die, they just lose their cool.
Rabbit Stew
Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for 3 hours!
Reindeer’s clothes
Q: What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
Riddle
Q: Pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used to make me. I’m one double, one single. I’m black, blue, and gray. I’, read from both ends.
A: Eye
Restaurant Ideas
Guest: Waiter, your thumb is in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry Sir, it's not hot!!
Riddle—Driveway
Q: A woman parked her car in the driveway, walked into a house, returned with wome water, and dumped the water on the driveway. Why?
A: The woman got the water to wash her car—but her car was stolen.
