Sheep and Sweaters
Billy: Did you know it takes 6 sheep to make a sweater?
Julie: I didn't even know sheep could knit!
School Food
Teacher in a school Cafeteria: “Stop this food fight at once! Do you have any idea what goes into preparing your school meals?”
Student: “Yes, that’s why we started throwing them instead of eating them.”
Sharks
Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
A: Because peppered water makes them sneeze.
Snakes
Q: How can you tell if a snake has a
baby?
A: By his rattle.
School Library
“Healthy Breakfest Foods” by Lena Bacon
&#Strong Winds” by Gail Force
&#The Artic Ocean”by I. C. Waters
Sunglasses
John: Have you heard about the man who always wore sunglasses?
Susan: No
John: He took a dim view of everything.
Santa’s Breakfast
Q: What is Santa's favourite breakfast cereal?
A: Frosted Flakes
Santa’s Garden
Q: Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
A: So he can Ho-Ho-Ho
