Santa’s Cat
Q: What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens
Santa’s pictures
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With a North Pole-aroid camera
Sad Helpers
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Soccer
Johnny: I can’t believe I just missed that goal. I could kick myself
Jimmy: Don’t bother; you’d probably miss.
Soccer Joke
Captain: Why didn’t you stop the ball?
Goalie: I thought that’s what the nets were for.
Shoes
Q: What did the gum say to the shoe?
A: I’m stuck on you
Submitted by Naomi, age 12
Still More Eggs
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Silly Dog
Q: Why did the dog lay on its back with its feet sticking in the air?
A: It was trying to trip birds.
Submitted by Amy S., 11
School
Q: What do elves learn in homeschool?
A: The Elf-abet
