Trampolines
Q: What season is it when you are
on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time!
Test Question
Question: What is the most important thing to remember about grammar?
Answer: She’s a bit deaf so you need to speak loudly to her.
Teacher and Student
Q: “I don’t think I deserve zero for this test, Mr. Lee”
A: “Nor do I, but it’s the lowest grade I’m allowed to give you.”
Tests
Q: What kind of animals do you have to watch out for when you take a test?
A: The cheetahs
The Eyes
One Sunday, little Benny’s grandpa
asks him a question,
“Do you know what one eye said to the other eye?”
&No, Zeida.”
&It said, “Between you and me, something smells.””
Trees
Q: What did the tree say to the leaf?
A: "Hey, Buddy, don't go out on a limb."
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TIRED GIRL
Q: Why did the girl keep her bicycle by her bed?
A: Because she was tired of walking in her sleep
Trees
Q: What did the tree say to the leaf?
A: "Hey, Buddy, don't go out on a limb."
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