Trees
Q: Did you hear the one about the redwood?
A: It's tree-mendous!
Thief
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Tall Building
Q: What will the Eiffel Tower be called if it falls?
A: The 'I Fell' tower
Turkeys
Q: Why are turkeys impolite?
A: Because they gobble, gobble, gobble.
Think it through
Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: Mr. Bigger's baby. She's a little bigger.
Tallest Building
Q: Why is the bookshop the tallest building in town?
A: It has the most stories.
Trains
Q: Where do trains race?
A: At a track meet.
Training
Q: What do cheer leaders eat for breakfast?
A: Cheer ios
Taking pictures
Q: What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film at the camera store?
A: Someday my prints will come.
