Vegetables in a Race
Q: What happened when the tomato, the faucet and the lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was a head; the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
Valentine Day (Oars)
Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
Valentine's Day (Skunks)
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Valentine's Day (Porcupine)
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion!
Visiting a Farm
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
VOTING BEARS!
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North “Poll”.
