Weather woes
Q: “Knock knock"
A: "Who's there?"
Q: "Wayne."
A: "Wayne, who?"
Q: "Wayne, wayne go away; come again another day."
Weatherman
Knock, Knock.
Q: Who’s there?
A: Accordion.
Q: Accordion who?
A: Accordion to the weather man it is going to rain tomorrow.
Weekdays
Where does Friday come before Monday?
In the dictionary.
Working hard?
Angry Boss (to Office boy): You’re late again this morning.
Office Boy: I overslept.
Angry Boss: You mean you sleep at home, too?
Winnie the Pooh skating
Q: What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop?
A: He crashes!
Submitted by Katie, age 12
Winnie the Pooh & Bozo
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
A: The same middle name.
Submitted by Christopher, age 11
