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WALKING RABBITS
Q: What do you call a row of rabbits that take a step backward?
A: A receding hare line.
Submitted by Annalisa

What Is?
Q: What is greater than God, rich people don't need it, and poor people have it?
A: Nothing!
Submitted by Robert

Worms in Cornfields
Q: What does a worm do in a cornfield?
A: Goes in one “ear” and out the other.
Submitted by Mary Ann

Wise advice
Q: What's the best way to talk to a shark?
A: Long Distance

Wooly Cuts
Q: Where does a sheep go to get its wool cut off?
A: The Baa-Baa Shop.
Submitted by Bruce

Who’s Smarter?
Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

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